Friday, 31 January 2014

Trolls in the Pantry



Gobbos eat very strange things and they eat nearly all the time. The only time Gobbos don't eat is when they are out looking for food. The wander around smelly caves and tunnels looking for a really nasty thing to munch on the spot or to collect to their pantries. Gobbos eat worms and custard, coal and mice, fish heads and slime and lot of other horrid stuff. Trolls also eat lots of things. Trolls eat most of the time. Most of the time Trolls and Gobbos just get on with eating their own nasty messes. But if a Troll ever gets in a Gobbo's Pantry, then he will eat everything that is in there! Its the game of greedy gobbos and grotty grub.

Be the first Goblin to fill up your pantry before the trolls clean it out.

Thursday, 30 January 2014

Warband of The Bane Mistress, The collecting Part 4


Painting of the Dark Elves still waxes strong and the painted continue to grow in number. The musk of Slaanesh is a heady one, trapping those who are ill prepared to come into contact with it.

Anyway enough of this dribble and time for pictures! Yay!

Lvl 10 Assasin with a large ''Making up for something'' Punch Dagger And Lvl 5 ''Wonky eye'' Xbow Champion

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

GLOGG: Battle at Big Knob Pit



So me and McDeath had a WhFB3 game this evening. we didn't take too many pictures but here's a few:

McDeath, or more like McDonalds if you ask me, Cheap and nasty ;)

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

Four A Miniatures: New Dwarves


The wonderful Four A Miniatures have put out 3 new Dwarf Releases today. The first releases of 2014 and they look amazing and not to mention well priced. Miniature sculpted by Shane Hoyle and painted by Paul Sanderson.

My favourite of the lot, quite Chaos Dwarf looking

Monday, 27 January 2014

25K Views

A Keeper of Secret has let herself go..

As of right now this Blog has broke the 25K view mark (25085 in fact), with the last 4 months all getting over 4k views.

So I'd like to thank everyone who has taken a few moments out of there day to read the crap I type and can stand me jumping from project to project. Remember to spread the word and not just your legs.

Also hopefully the pictures have been better of late, I've been trying! Honest!

Sunday, 26 January 2014

Warband of The Bane Mistress, The collecting Part 3


Arhhh my Wife spent the day away at her best friends house.. no doubt drinking wine and eating junk food (Lucky Bish).

So I've spent the day watching shit TV (Savage Family Diggers & Flip Men) and painting, I've managed to finish 3 Brides of Slaanesh... And take a picture which won't have everyone moaning!


Friday, 24 January 2014

Warband of The Bane Mistress, The collecting Part 2


Been a busy few days on the Dark Elf front. With many packages coming thick and fast and I even painted up the first Dark Elf in 15 years!

Today I've also been busy starting work on my Brides of Slaanesh ( Demonette possessed Witch Elves).

So enough talking I bring you pictures!

Lord on Dragon Horse, Thrall to the Bane Mistress

Thursday, 23 January 2014

Warhammer Armies Pose Challenge! Are you Lead enough!



Over on the Oldhammer Forum we are having a bit of fun by doing the Warhammer Armies Pose challenge.

Idea being can you do a Warhammer Armies pose and pull it off like the Master Bryan Ansell?

My 2 efforts which were taken at a GLOGG game.



Wednesday, 22 January 2014

Warband of The Bane Mistress, The collecting Part 1



After a week or so of hunting Ebay/Forums/Trade Groups the first packages of Dark Elves are now arriving with many more to come.

This is the collection as it stands now (So much more left to both track down and too still arrive)

Some still need to be striped, but they are building in number.

Monday, 20 January 2014

Dark Elves: Warband of The Bane Mistress Fluff part 1


In the cold land of the North lays the home of the Druchii, bitter and twisted Drow. Sinister Elves which worship Khaine the God of Murder (And nipple pinches).

Besides the worship of Khaine, a sizeable portion of the population has also secretly kept alive worship of the Chaos God of Pleasure, Slaanesh. The Cult of Pleasure, led by Morathi, played a major role in the Sundering of the Elves of Ulthuan, but was considered heretical after the founding of Naggaroth and was brutally suppressed as the worship of Khaine became prevalent. Centuries passed, and the Cult grew stronger in the shadows and secret places of the six cities.


Saturday, 18 January 2014

Chaos Squats: The Progress Part 5, The Bikers


Been a good hobby week, none more so then with my Chaos Squats. Not only have I managed to make my mind up on which modern Wh40k Codex to use (Space Marines) I've also got a lot painted.

So today I bring you my finished Bikers: Warlord, Guildmaster, 4 Bikers and 2 Heavy Weapon Trikes. I have 3 Bikes and a Heavy Weapon Trike left to paint (Then i have to source some more)

2 Heavy Weapon Trikes, 1 Gunner is a Chaos Squat and other is a Guildmaster figure

Friday, 17 January 2014

Arhh balls.. I've gone and done it again!

So I've gone and done it again! Did what? I hear you cry!..

Well I've started yet another project, 'cause you know I need another of those like a hole in my forehead!

So last night after getting home from a rather nice evening in my local pub enjoying a number of Guinness & Black's I stumble back and end up going on the Oldhammer Forum like normal. Out of boredom I start looking at Threads in the Showroom and I open up pahvivalmiste's wonderful Dark Elves.

That was the final straw and I cracked.. It was time to start a Oldhammer Dark Elf Warband.

So where too start, first of all I've given myself a total budget of £100 and the rest will be trades (Or donations, thanks Charlie). It's going to be built to 2k using Warhammer Armies.


Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Mk 1 War Golem: Complete

Hurrah! The big bastard (No not me) is complete. It was a cunt from start to finish but I'm happy with it. My Cam got broken and doesn't seem to want to focus so enjoy the slightly blurry pictures!


As you can see he's a rather tall lad and has been painted in the same style as my Chaos Squats and Chaos Dwarves.

Monday, 13 January 2014

Mk 1 War Golem.. prepped and ready to go!.. sorta..

I'd like to start off by saying this thing is a fecking ass to removed the flash/mouldlines  and greenstuff. If I had known anything about this figure before hand i would have bought a Mk2 version heh.

Front view, yes I know about the mouldline on the hammer.
As you can see from this picture the knee joints are a rather weird fit and aren't very detailed.

Saturday, 11 January 2014

Chaos Squats: The Progress Part 4


Well ain't you all a bunch of lucky feckers! 2nd post today and I'm rather pleased with how these came out, dark and dirty as it's my style.

Anyway judge for yourself how they turned out.

First up is my Ad Mech Squat, I had this figure when I had my first Squat army way back in '96 but swapped it for some Sisters of Battle along with rest of them :(
Lucky for me I managed to pick him up cheap of Ebay because he was mislabled as a ''Chaos Squat'' Heh well I guess he is now :)

Ad Mech Squat
Funny, I think the back turned out better then the front heh


Project: Fee Fi Fo.. Feck! he's massive!

So yesterday while bored I was searching the various trade sections of a number of forums and FB groups when i stumbled across this wee fella:


Now I just had to have him and at a bargain price for just £12. For those of you wondering what he is, he is a Grendal Mk1 War Golem for Leviathan. Now sold by Scotia Grendel

Friday, 10 January 2014

Chaos Squats: The Progress Part 3


Part 3 of my building of a Chaos Squat Warband, today I bring forth 2 more Bikers for Lord Warheart to send in merciless waves against all who stand above him.. And lets face it, being a Squat everyone stands above him.

First up is a standard Bike which has a been converted to now wear a helmet, it came this way in a trade and I was happy to keep it this way.

Biker with converted Helmet

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Chaos Squats: The Progress Part 2


More progress of my Chaos Squats, not quite as much as I'd like to have finished but none the less I've now finished 7 Chaos Squat Troopers of Warrior Squad 2 and a Biker.

Bring the total up to 17 painted Squats on foot, 1 Warlord on Bike & 1 biker.

Warrior Squad 2, 7 Troopers

Sunday, 5 January 2014

Chaos Squats: The Progress Part 1


After a number of set backs and some failed attempts to make additional Chaos Squats via Push Moulding, I'm not happy to show some actual progress.

After completing the first 10 Squat strong Warrior Squad I's treated myself to painting a Warlord on Trike with a Thunderhammer.




Saturday, 4 January 2014

Fantastic Miniatures & The creation of a Squat

Fantastic Miniatures...

Anyone heard of them before?.. Nope me neither up until a few hours ago when a thread popped upon on the wonderful Facebook Squat Group asking about them.

Fantastic Miniatures Exo Squats

Thursday, 2 January 2014

Chaos Squats: The Plan


So first post of 2014 and the grand plan to sort out and finish my Chaos Squats as my first complete army of the year.



These are my unpainted Squats as they currently stand (Minus most the bikes/Trikes). A few need a paint strip and others still need arms/weapons glued on.

As it stands:

Warlord
3 Hearth Guard
3 x 10 Squat Warrior Squad (Heavy & Special weapon in each)
10 Squat Thunderer Squad
6 Squats
5 Power Armour Squats
3 Exo Suits (1 missing arms)
1 Trike (Rest are on the way to me)